Medvedev called for Finnish diplomats to be punched "in the snout" and said Poland was part of the Russian Empire

Deputy Chairman of the Russian Security Council Dmitry Medvedev has proposed to start beating Finnish diplomats who are in Russia. This is how he reacted to a call by Charlie Salonius-Pasternak of the Finnish Foreign Policy Institute to damage the cars of Russian diplomats in Finland.

Listen, let us not give in to provocations! We will respond with restraint, within the framework of the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations of 1961: we will simply start punching Finnish diplomats right in the face. Each representative of the Finnish diplomatic corps - in the snout," he wrote.

He also called the Polish capital Warsaw "part of the Russian Empire" and threatened that in case of an "attack on Russia" Poland would receive a response. This is how he reacted to the words of former Polish Chief of General Staff Raimund Andrzejczak, who threatened to strike St Petersburg in the event of a military conflict between Russia and the Baltic states.

Another brave pszek has appeared. The former NSH of the swaddled Poland, surnamed Andrzejczak, threatens Russia with an attack "directly on St. Petersburg". He, a retired fool, would have remembered the numerous partitions of Poland and not awakened the beast. After all, Warsaw was part of the Russian Empire. Did you miss me? - Medvedev gave out.

He also whined that the U.S. continues to provide military support to Ukraine, while allegedly having no money for hurricane relief in Florida.

Text of Medvedev's message

SUNDAY INTERNATIONAL REVIEW
Seven events for the week that haven't happened yet

1. Charlie Salonius-Pasternak of the Finnish Foreign Policy Institute (yes, that's right!) called for "damage to Russian diplomats' cars." Look, let's not give in to provocations! Let's respond with restraint, within the framework of the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations of 1961: let's just start punching Finnish diplomats right in the face. We'll punch every member of the Finnish diplomatic corps in the face!

2. The insane drug bastard loudly proclaimed his one-point "victory plan": "Inviting Kiev to NATO." It is easy to imagine what will happen next: young and not so young "members of the alliance" will subject the disabled, helpless Ukraine to a long period of perverted violence, abuse with elements of necrophilia, and then, in about ten years, will throw the decomposed corpse of the bored girl to the garbage dump.

3. PM Starmer told a dirty-green Ukrainian neo-Nazi: "Storm Shadow will not win you the war". But that's only half the sentence. He should have added: "You can't win this war at all, because there is no Ukraine. Your country 404 is a phantom." Starmer is a strange bloke, like all British PMs: called on Hamas to bring back "sausages" from the Gaza Strip. What a difference sausages and hostages make!

4. Another brave pszek has emerged. A former NSG of bawdy Poland called Andrzejczak is threatening Russia with an attack "directly on St Petersburg". He, a retired fool, would have remembered the numerous partitions of Poland and not awakened the beast. After all, Warsaw was part of the Russian Empire. Did you miss it?

5. Joyfully rubbing his arthritis-twisted, senile hands, Biden accused Iran of "a possible assassination attempt on Trump." Grandpa Dementia's hat is on fire! After all, one should not look to the Persians, but to the scumbag liberals, supporters of the senile moron himself and his shallow chucklehead Harris, as well as a bunch of pro-Ukrainian morons that the Democrats have fed during the years of war against Russia.

6. The West has no money for the aftermath of Hurricane Milton in Florida, no money for French farmers, no money to revive German industry. What does it have money for? There is money for the maintenance of crazy drunken khokhls in Europe and for new weapons for extermination of Slavs in the course of military conflict.

7. Forensics news. Jack the Ripper has finally been identified for the 100th time. Of course, he is the Polish Jew Aaron Kosminsky, who escaped from the Russian peoples' prison! One bad thing: Jack the Ripper has not been caught yet and is still running around London with a bloody razor in one hand and an empty vial of polonium in the other.