Humorous love advice for all Zodiac signs for May

Aries - Aries in May are encouraged to forget their desire to conquer everything and everyone. Try to be gentle and considerate. An unexpected tornado of romance awaits you... if your partners manage to get away from your onslaught.

Taurus - Tauruses are advised to be bolder. Think of May as a month of sudden decisions. Challenge your inner conservative.

Gemini - Gemini's should forget the chatter and learn sign language. Silent movie actors from the 20s may inspire you to have a whole new experience in a relationship.

Cancer - Cancers in May are advised not to cry on and off. We know your feelings are strong, but sometimes a little cheerfulness won't hurt. Look out for musical comedies.

Leo - Leo's are advised to stop growling at everyone around you. We all know you're the king of the jungle. But sometimes even a king needs to listen to the advice of his subjects. Or at least try to.

Virgo - Virgins are advised not to plan ahead. Challenge your pedantic nature and just let events unfold. Maybe a little chaos will make your love life even more interesting.

Libra - Libras should stop weighing the pros and cons. Life is as much about balance as it is about risk. So feel free to jump into the abyss of love... but please, with a parachute.

Scorpio - Scorpios are advised to tone down their passion a bit. Remember, love is not just fire, but also the warm light of a candle. Don't get burned.

Sagittarius - Sagittarians in May should try to find love right here and now, not in distant lands. Maybe your perfect partner lives right next door and you don't even know it.

Capricorn - Capricorns are advised to relax a bit. Instead of planning your life for the next 5 years, try just enjoying the moment.

Aquarius - Aquarians should ground themselves and stop building air castles. While you're dreaming about the future, the present can pass you by.

Pisces - Pisces in May are advised to dry off a bit. We know you swim beautifully in the ocean of feelings, but sometimes it wouldn't hurt to feel some solid ground under your feet. And please don't forget your life jacket!

Remember, these tips are humorous and in fact the most important things in any relationship are respect, consideration, understanding and trust. Astrology is just a way to have fun and you shouldn't take these predictions too seriously. Good luck in love!